The totally unofficial
TOP 10 OF
TORY SONGS

1. "Another one bites the dust"
   Heard hundreds of times to describe Tory candidates at elections

2. "On the Inside"
   The favourite of FF8282 Archer J and Jonathan Aitken

3. "Heard it on the Grapevine"
   Always popular when the leader fucks up again and rumours start about the pillock being replaced

4. "(old) Bat out of Hell"
   Describes Margaret Thatcher

5. "Vindaloo"
   By special request of Major Hypocrite

6. "Road to Nowhere"
   Describes their election chances

7. "The Wanker Song"
   Could be used to describe any one of them, a favourite of George Wanker Bush!

8. "The Ballard of John and Edwina"
   Especially for Norma!

9. "Money for Nothing"
   What the crooks get paid

10. "Honesty"
    They don't know the meaning of the word!