Knife In The Back

The Tories are well known as a bunch of fucking idiots, but when they put this creep in charge of their cracked toilet bowl of a party they really went off the deep end with weights tied to their feet!

Duncan Smith is known as IDS, in school he was called "Wally" which stands to reason! Later, he was known as "Drunken" for being such a serious fuck who wouldn't join his muckers for a pint and went off to be with his family. Or to the bogs with a box of tissues and a copy of Hansard more likely!

Smitty didn't exactly distinguish himself in Ulster during the troubles. He almost lost his weapon in a street altercation with civillians in Ulster! He wasn't even on a provo list as a feared officer or one who had scored many hits against them. He was not highly regarded by his fellow officers who regarded him as being dependable rather than a leader of men. Hah, out of the mouths of babes and children!

Later he ended up in GEC Marconi. His supporters claim he was a "Director" from 1981 - 88. Bollocks! The former head of the company Lord Weinstock was quoted as saying "I've never met him! It's nonsense to say that he was a director. I've never seen him in my life!"

He made out that he spent 11 years in business, in fact he was the unsuccessful candidate for a Bradford seat in 1987, only six years after leaving the army.

He prates on about "reaching out to all those people who find themselves in the predicament of having no hope." Then he opposes a European ruling putting women part timers on equal footing with men working part time jobs. What a fucking wanker!

He is a pathetic loser with a silver spoon in his mouth, a right wing fuckker who supports caning, hanging and greater repression of the poor and dispossesed -

This failed chemist has always said that she ran the country like she would run a household or her father's corner shop. If she ever got her hands on that shop her policies in Government would have finished it off for sure.

The Original Mad Tory Cow first came to national prominence in the 1970s when kids (including oneself - to use the Thatcher way of speaking) labelled her "Thatcher the Milk Snatcher" because she took away our free school drink. I vaguely remember her being interviewed on Ask Aspel by Michael Aspel and saying something that we all wish had become true - "I don't think we will see a woman PM in my lifetime." I have nothing at all against women MPs but I did (as did everyone else on this site) have something big against her.

She defeated the Tory Party's "Teddy Boy" Edward Heath in 1975 to become Leader of the Opposition - a position Sick Billy will never get beyond. Like always, the Tories were 20 years behind the times there. The rest of the world had moved on from the Teddy Boys years before. It was a pure fluke that she won the position. It was only cowardice from Wobbly Whitelaw in not standing against Heath that let her in. As always, she used the opportunity to her best advantage.

The bitch then cut a Â£1 note in half to show what Labour had done to the pound. Then, as it turns out she was PM when the pound note disappeared completely. Now Â£1 is just another coin. And after 18 years of Tory Government is was worth about as much as a 10p piece compared to the infamous Labour pound.

When the mad cow entered Downing Street on the backs of the SNP voting down the Labour Government over the narrow failure of devolution (which they would have to wait 2 decades for because of their own stupidity) she quoted the famous prayer of Francis of Assisi on the doorstep. How far opposite her reign really was.

One of the first things her Government did was to shift the tax burden from the very rich to the very poorest by halving the income tax rate for the top earners and doubling VAT. Then on top of that there were the massive increases in the Sick Tax (prescription charges).

Then just to make things worse her Government engineered a recession that nearly wiped out British industry in one fell swoop. More damage was done to industrial Britain under her Government than Hitler's bombs did during the Blitz.

At that stage Thatcher seemed to have all the luck on her side. Unemployment rose to record levels and the opposition were fighting amongst themselves. For a while the traitors in the SDP were leading in the polls and she decided that to make sure she was re-elected she would have to spill some blood. Unfortunately the blood she had spilt was that of British soldiers and sailors in the Falklands. After that her popularity rose and the Tories were re-elected in a landslide.

On the eve of the election one of her senior cabinet ministers, John Biffen, spoke about the dangers of landslide victories and she had him described as "semi-detached". Her brain was certainly semi-detached.

In 1984 the bitch rode her luck yet again and survived the Brighton Bombing. One Tory MP was killed, which let Mickey Portaloo enter parliament. the Chingford Skinhead and his wife were badly injured but somehow she escaped injury completely. The bomber was caught and deservedly drew a life sentence (he deserved it by fucking up.) The IRA said after the bombing that they only had to be lucky once but she had to be lucky all the time. Unfortunately for all of us she was.

In 1986 the Westland Crisis emerged which cost her the services of Leon Brittan and Tarzan. It was said that her famous handbag contained her resignation speech but the Welsh Windbag fucked it up and she carried on to win another term.

Somewhere (deep in the mists of time, I can't remember which term it was in) along the way her son Mark got himself lost in the desert and then made his millions through her position. Then she delivered her famous "We are a Grandmother" speech when the mad cow made it plain that she had thoughts above her station. The arms dealings of her son have never been properly investigated.

The 1987 election proved to be her final slice of luck. After she had won another term the evil bitch decided to implement the poll tax that led to riots on the streets and massive unpopularity. It is ironic that the IRA couldn't manage to remove her by the Brighton Bomb but when they placed a car bomb under the car of her lapdog Ian Gow the by-election defeat in Eastbourne sealed her fate. She was then savaged by the dead sheep Geoffrey Howe before Tarzan finally got his revenge for Westland by taking enough votes to take the leadership contest to a second round. Some poor bastard had the job of telling her to quit and the biggest crook to occupy Downing Street gave way to Major Disaster, who was an honest man by Tory standards.

In total contrast to Harold Wilson, (who everybody said was crooked but left office with an overdraft) the evil mad cow left Downing Street with millions made in her own right from shady deals, not to mention the millions of her son. Just before she was forced to quit she re-introduced heriditary peerages which had been ended years before with the introduction of life peerages. Not surprisingly one of the first beneficiaries was the drunken old fart Dennis. It is bad enough to imagine the thought of Sir Mark Thatcher, but when she rose to the peerage the nightmare scenario of Lord Mark Thatcher ruling over us was just around the corner. Perhaps this was what prompted Tony Blair to kick the heriditary peers out of parliament.

After her retirement from the Commons it became more and more clear to us that she was clearly mad. Thatcher made more and more speeches and it is very ironic that the PM who took us furthest into the EU became very anti-European. She had clearly lost her marbles.

The 1997 election defeat gave her the chance to be back in charge when the Tories made Hague the Vague their leader. It was clear that Thatcher was the one pulling the strings. The senile old cow then spent a lot of time defending her "dear friend" Pinochet. Funny how that "dear friend" was one of the world's most evil murderers. Given that friendship it would come as no surprise if she was the instigator of the aborted meeting between Furher Wilhelm and the Italian Nazi.

In the early eighties, I was on the dole for over a year, it was soul- destroying, I went all over the place trying to find work to no avail. My late father lost his job in 1981, and suffered a nervous breakdown as a result, one from which he never really recovered. My loathing of the TORIES is both personal and political. I don't believe in any religion, but I wish there were a hell reserved for Thatcher, because as surely as the sun rises she deserves to burn in torment for all eternity for the suffering and misery she inflicted on millions of people. I kid around a lot on this site, but here I am serious. Thatcher is an evil monster, and when she dies, like the Stirrer, I will be celebrating with a long Cuban cigar, and a bottle of Napoleon brandy. Care to join me when that happy day comes??

We have witnessed a series of scandals involving Mandy. Throughout his short and very controversial ministirial career there has been a nasty whiff of corruption about the man.

What influence did he have with the disgusting corruption (there is no other word about it) around the Ecclestone affair where Labour received a donation of Â£1 million which had to be given back after it was revealed that it was in return for going easy on tobacco advertising?

The rest of us go to a bank or a building society if we need a mortgage, but this conceited bastard went to good old Geoffrey Robertson (or was it Robinson, he's so insignificant I can't even remember his name) for a loan. When this came out he blustered and did a Mellor and tried to cover things up before resigning.

Talking of Mellor, this brings me on to sex scandals. Mandy was so obsessed with hiding the fact that he is gay that he even dated Murdoch's daughter for a while to deflect attention and even insisted that the BBC make no mention of the fact that he is gay. So what, if he's gay he's gay. But there was no need for his elaborate charades.

There was the disgusting situation where he was Trade Secretary but hampering investigations by his department into his benefactor. He was, is and always will be rotten to the core.

Mandy did his best to do down his cabinet colleagues. He shit on Mo Mowlam, the most talented minister under this government which is all style and no substance. The Mandacious bastard also shit on Gordon Brown, a socialist at heart but who cannot admit it under the leadership of the public school slime that is called Tony Blair.

How many more favours did Mandelson do for those who sponsored the Dome? I suppose his favourite zone was the money zone since he has been on the make for a very long time.

The Stirrer says good riddance to Mandelson. He was a boil on the arse of Labour who needed to be lanced. He will definitely not be missed. Prescott summed it up when he said "We had a very good cabinet meeting" after his resignation. Perhaps without the slimy bastard who drove Labour towards the Tories it is possible we may yet see a Labour Government after the next election.

Ever since Major Disaster stepped down as leader of the TORIES, we have had the disgusting spectacle of Hague and his fascist cravings splattered all over the tabloids and elsewhere. He's a fucking anorak for Chrissakes! Spent his youth reading copies of Hansard, probably wanking over pictures of Thatcher and Adolph Hitler, and most definitely did not drink 14 pints of beer.

This baldy skinhead plank thinks he can win the next election. I wonder whether he is delusional or just a thick bastard. The TORIES have more chance of winning the fucking lottery!

So he got married, in the hope that it would buff up his credibility by having a pretty wife to display at TORY functions, etc. I wonder what their wedding night was like. Did he pump Ffion full of 14 pints of his sperm I wonder. I'm surprised he didn't brag about that to the tabloids, it would get him a headline, and he might notch up a few votes from the "Lager Lout" brigade.

Then Blair got his wife up the duff again, and still no little Willies popped out of Ffion. Maybe he can't get it up. What's up Willie-boy, want Maggie to hold your hand do you?

Dream on you fascist reptile, you won't be winning any elections, unless it's for "Dumb Bastard of the Year." Oh, and Mr. Straw, if you're reading this, a Merry Rat-mass to you and your good family.

One day this idiot is talking about retiring from front-line politics and then the next he says he is determined to be the next Tory Chancellor. He is in for a very long wait on that score.

If Mickey Shithole intended to retire from frontline politics why didn't he take the massive hint dropped to him in the last election by the voters of Enfield Southgate?

He has always been anti-European and yet he goes off and searches for himself in Spain! What a co-incidence that those who are most xenophobic are usually descended from immigrants themselves!

Mickey Shithole wants to abandon the NHS and yet he went and worked for a while as a hospital porter. If what he saw there didn't make him open his eyes as to the state his party left the NHS in then nothing will.

Mickey Shithole is a member of a party which in great numbers is homophobic and of which the great majority have consistently voted against lowering the age of consent for gays (he himself has voted no before) and he himself has criticised gays in relationships below the age of consent but I calculate that the homosexual affair he had when he was a student was below the age of consent, so that makes the hypocritical bastard a criminal.

My overall conclusion on Mickey Shithole is this: He is a nutcase that has evaded being sectioned over many years and is a direct benificiary of the Tories' "care in the community" policy for the mentally ill. A shrink would have a field day with him.

This silly Mad Tory Cow makes such a big deal of the fact that she is a virgin. Is it any bloody wonder she is a virgin? Has she looked in the mirror lately? There are hopes for her though about losing her virginity . . . no hope and hell freezing over!

During the recent floods in her constituency the silly cow has been moaning about the lack of flood defences on the River Medway. The solution is simple: Why doesn't she lose a few stone then she can go in the bath like the rest of us and not have to bathe in the river because she is so gross. Has she ever heard of water displacement?

As to her stupid stance on birth control . . . This is purely selfish. Come off it Doris, you are the best argument I have ever seen for abortion. Your parents should have practised safe sex.

One wonders how long the silly mare spends putting her face together in the morning. By the looks of things her concrete mixer has been working double time lately.

The two-faced bitch left the C of E church to join the Catholics because she objected to women priests. And then she starts preaching . . . What a hypocrite.

And finally . . . She was forced to drop her plans to fine everyone possessing cannabis because of one simple fact: The Tory Party is full of dopes, herself included.