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ARCHIVE Stories which have previously appeared on Rat Droppings THE SUNDAY PAPER RAT August 26th, 2001 Well, had another bout of insomnia, then went off to rummage through the Sunday papers. Oh, and what makes a rat smile? Besides lots of cheese? No, fool that's for the mice! The TORIES in meltdown that's what! The News of the World, in a world of its own backs Dungheap-Stiff, calling him "A modern thinker who can give them a future." Huh? So was Hitler in his time. A future as what, I wonder, a sideshow attraction? A museum exhibit? Fingers crossed! Also, apparently there are 200 leading TORIES with links to the BNP, and seems that hundreds of BNP members are eligible to vote in the TORY leadership election. Don't look at me, I'm just quoting the papers. Then Boss Hogg Clarke porked his nose in and said "I think Iain should make sure he is not attracting other people of this type." You stupid fat fuck, don't you get it? He IS of that type, a racist extreme right-wing borderline Nazi who would turn the country into a concentration camp if he became Prime Minister! Wake up and smell the coffee Clarke, and have another cigar, latest poll suggests that over 70% of TORY members are voting or have voted for Baldy # Two. The Party's Over...not! Remember, the TORIES will never die, they are just sleeping. The Blackrat will return... TRANSPORTED TO COMMONSENSE? August 21st, 2001 What does Andrew Bennett, chairman of the Commons Transport Select Committee have in common with ol' Blackrat apart from a beard and not being a fan of the TORIES? He too thinks building more roads just means more fucking cars everywhere. Oh, and that we need to change our lazy bums on seats lifestyle. Can you imagine such commonsense coming from the TORY morons? I've been calling for an end to "car culture" since I can remember, nice to be ahead of my time once in a while, and actually to be right. Blackrat will drive the Tories mad with more stuff soon... Silly Season and TORY Mudslingers come to Town... August 18th, 2001 So now that the fat disgusting one and the bald carnivorous one have ended their so called truce, lets see just how much of a pig's ear these two bastards can make of the Mad Cow's silk purse party. Clarke accused Dungheap Stiff of "threatening to drag the Tories to the far right" Oh, like you mean what went on in the past 22 years with your lot in and out of power was a kind of benevolent liberalism? You were part of the extremism you revolting old pig, so don't come out squealing all that manure in our faces and expect to be taken seriously! Then Dungheap goes on about Clark being unfit to lead the party with his views on Europe, etc fucking etc. God what a pair of prats! How whichever of these music hall comedians will be able to reunite their sorry shower of a party after this is beyond me - and beyond them too I hope. Meanwhile, Dungheap wants to "wipe out" the Lib Dems. You sound scared baldy boy, worried that they are increasingly likely to do just that to you??? Speaking of the Lib Dems, they are mulling over the idea of legislation to increase the number of sex shops, and lowering the age at which punters can buy "top shelf" porn to16. Are they cracked? Oh shit! Hurry up September, and let me get my computer fixed soon!!! I am sick to fuck of using this piece of junk in the Internet cafe from hell! The Blackrat says see you soon for more "politics as unusual" DUMBING DOWN THE DUMB TORY BASTARDS August 14th, 2001 When is a dumb bastard a dumbed down bastard? Don`t answer that, just read on. John Strafford of the laughably named Campaign for Conservative Democracy has been whining about plans for the forthcoming TORY party conference. He accused the organisers of "dumbing down" the whole shennanegins. Particularly high on his list of complaints is having TORY constituency associations put down advance motions so they can stage manage the charade from start to Land of Hope and Glory end. Ol` Blackrat here wants to know, how can you dumb down the biggest collection of certifiable dummies on the fucking planet? Don`t answer that, just come back soon for more of this dumb bastard rat and his ranting... SCOTTISH SURPRISES August 11th, 2001 (first of three stories today) Well, not really, but it was the best title I could come up with at short notice. In fact, fuck all surprising about this little dropping from the Scottish Parliament. Just TORIES doing what comes naturally to them. Nick Johnston, TORY MSP is leaving Parliament officially due to ill health. He commented that "While touched by the kindness shown to me by colleagues from all parties (he) has not been surprised by the callous use of my illness by some in my own party to further their own careers." Just before I say a big "ahh diddums" and everyone gets out the hankies, a local newspaper reported that during the time he was signed off sick, Johnston was seen working at a car dealership. Nothing surpising here at all, just TORY corruption and ruthlessness coming to them as naturally as flies homing in on a cow pat!!! The Blackrat says, don't go away, there's more... TIM YEO HAS A BRAIN Shadow Environment spokesman TORY Tim Yeo proved that in their more lucid moments, a few TORIES do at least have rudimentary brains, not perhaps as effective as the rest of us, but there is some motor function and occasionally a synapse or two twitching. He said "The TORIES have a fight on their hands to remain a serious force in UK politics. Unless young people, especially younger people see us as a party that has something serious to say they won't vote for us." Too fucking right. Since when did these shitheads have anything to say worth listening to. When the TORIES start making sense to me, somebody please get a shotgun and blow my head clean off!!! and on to the subject of... MIKE BATT'S NECK, (or the curse of the Tories?) August 11th, 2001 Just heard something on the news about Mike Batt the songwriter. Apparently he had a serious accident while driving in Spain and broke his neck. Now, anybody who can write Art Garfunkel's "Bright Eyes" not to mention "Remember You're a Womble" can't be all bad, but recall if you will that he wrote "Heartland," the TORY theme song for their last slaughter aka election campaign. Now if I were a Buddhist or Hindu, I might be tempted to call it a case of bringing bad karma on myself by trying to help out a bunch of scumbags like the TORIES. Well Mike, get well soon, and drive carefully from now on. Next time, don't waste your talents on those cretins, unless you are writing them a Requeum Mass! The Blackrat will "womble" off to the pub now... THINK TANK OR SINK HOLE? August 9th (first of 2 stories) Nearly crapped myself this morning reading the news. It seems that the TORY backers of Micky Portaloo (remember that name?) are pushing to create a "think tank" to keep his ideas alive. Oh mercy! A think tank? How about a fucking septic tank for all that bullshit! We need "A creative flow of ideas" whimpered one of his erstwhile backers. Oh, is that what they call an open sewer or a bad attack of diaorrhea these days? The Blackrat says that you can take old shit and put it in a new suit, or for that matter a tank - but it still stinks! HEART OF THE PROBLEM August 9th 2001 Well, I'm sure you all heard that the Government spent a few bob buying up a private heart hospital, in fact called London Heart Hospital (not very imaginative in the naming department these chaps) It was once an NHS concern, and the leeches in private medicine snapped it up a few years ago. Thing is, they didn't do so well, financially speaking. Put simply the bastards were all set to go belly up, flatline, or bankrupt to you and me! Now once again, patients who need the services of heart specialists won't have to "check their wallets before they check their pulses." Doesn't this make a total nonsense of all that bollocks about the private sector being able to do the job of the NHS? This should be just the start, the Government should buy back a few more hospitals from these bloodsucking leeches while they've got the cash to spare. The Blackrat says "Private Medicine ain't got no heart!" So fucking kill it off now! Long live the NHS!! KEN CLARKE THEME SONG August 5th, 2001 Here goes, with an old song, but a new lyric. I wrote this when trying to come up with something to entertain the troops with. Remember Clarke got a load of flak for doing all that cigarette peddling in the Far East on behalf of B.A.T? Well, here is a theme song for the scruffy bastard to the tune of The New Seekers "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing" "I'd like to teach the world to smoke, in perfect pleurisy, Grow baccy trees, and cough and wheeze and make some cash for me!" I'd like to buy the world some smokes, and hook them naturally, Smoke - It's the real thing..." What a load of crap, I hear you all say. I couldn't agree more, but for a piece of shite like Clarke, what do you expect, Lennon and McCartney? The Blackrat will tune up more attacks on the TORY scum soon... ROUGH SLEEPERS & TORIES August 4th, 2001 My modem is still on the blink, but that won't stop me! Nothing much to chew on from the TORY scumbags except more Archery, and I'm getting sick of that foul man hogging the news. Saw a statistic that raised my spirits a little. The number of hardcore homeless people known as "rough sleepers" has fallen from 1850 in 1998 to only 705 this year. The government's target of two thirds reduction by the end of 2001 will be more than met. If the TORIES were still running things, do you think for a moment that would have happened? Would it fuck. More likely there'd be 3,000 or more people kipping in doorways and under bridges. One more plus for the Blair government, and another reason never to even think of giving the TORY scum another crack of the whip! The Blackrat will rough up the sleeping dinosaurs of the TORY Party again soon! SORRY EVERYONE! Aug 3rd, 2001 Sorry I haven't been very visible for the past three weeks, or so. I was in Somerset and Helltown, and there weren't exactly a lot of Internet cafe's down in the former, and then when I finally got home I found my modem had died. Seems that the electrical storm we had blew the fuck out of it. Well, even as we speak, I am clutching a fresh modem in my hot little paws, ready to get back into business. The Blackrat is back.....( almost ! ) LIKE
FATHER, JULY 27th, 2001 Well, here I am in the Stirrer's den, enjoying the sunshine of Death on Sea. He beat me to it with the Lord `effing Archer story, but did you see how his son, James got booted out of the City of London for life? Now, correct me if I err in this, but didn`t the Prince of Darkness` father also get sent down for charity fraud? Answers on a long smelly turd to HMP Belmarsh Prisoner number FF8282 please. And whilst we are at it, his cellmate may have spent half his life in the nick for various offences, but however henious his latest felony may have been, he has done nothing ghastly enough to deserve to share a cell with the fucking Prince of Darkness. Go on, somebody in clink, show the bastard the blue goldfish in the bogs. And if you don`t recall what that is all about, ask Jasper Carrot who got cornered as a first year in his school by some older boys and had his head shoved down the pan. It couldn`t happen to a nicer chap, but we might have the RSPCA on our backs claiming cruel and unreasonable treatment of goldfish who have done nothing to deserve having their water polluted by such a foul and disgusting specimen of "humanity" (AND I USE THE WORD IN THE MOST LIBERAL SENSE OF THE WORD.) The BLACKRAT will keep flushing his presents to Prisoner number FF8282 for as long as it takes.... Rat
Holiday, July 18th. I'll be off line for about ten to twelve days, recharging my batteries in Somerset with Mother Rat then down in Helltown to have a campaign strategy meeting with the Stirrrer (or in plain English - a piss up!) Enjoy your summer hols, and I'll be back to bashing the Tories in late July or early August From the Blackrat.... NEW TORY LEADER July 14th, 2001 Well, forget Portaloo, I think the boffins in Cheshire have come up with a perfect solution to the question of which shithead should take over the TORIES. A company in Cheshire has developed a Talking Toilet, called VIP that stands for "Versatile Interactive Pan." Wow! As you do your business, the sensors lining the bowl will give you a health check. Put one of these in charge of the Tories, then when we say they are full of shit, nobody can say we're "panning them" for nothing. Listening to the load of manure dropping out the mouths of the TORIES, I wonder if anyone would notice a talking toilet in their midst anyway. It might flush out the bullshit though. The Blackrat will drop some more next time... TORY NIGHTMARES July 14th, 2001 Just read this on the BBC website. Seems that right wingers have more nightmares than those of us who are on the left. Some American study showed that right wingers have horrible dreams much more than Democrats or Labour supporters. Well, all the Blackrat can say is I hope the TORIES and their fellow scum right wing travellers in the US Republican Party have plenty more sleepless nights. Bush is fucking up the world with his simple minded extremism. We'll be the ones living in a nightmare if he carries on for a second term. And as for the TORIES. The Blackrat wishes the bastards terminal insomnia... AND THE WINNER IS... July 13th, 2001 Unlucky for some. Friday the 13th. And the winner of the TORY Party race to fill the coffin vacated by Hague is... The Labour Party Well, not exactly, but as you can see, the first round showed that the TORY Party is split in more ways than Humpty Dumpty after he had a falling out with a wall. Who won? asked the DODO in Alice in Wonderland, shut up we all won. Well, that seems the most probable result. Dinky Davis and Anthrax Ancram are out, leaving three stiffs who are about as likely to revive the TORY corpse as DR. Frankenstein was able to control the monster he created. Dungheap Stiff? Fascist wannabe with only a few more kudos (and hairs) than Hague; Portaloo- we don't want you taunted the Mail, one of the TORIES few Fleet Street backers, and Clarke. Well, forget Clarke. I think somebody already made his bed for him. BAT tobacco, and of course the League Against Chronically Badly Dressed Tory Scum, that's who. The Blackrat wonders whether or not the TORY fuckers will come up with a serious contender for Prime Minister before he pops his clogs - hopefully not! RATS ON SUNDAY July 8th, 2001 Lots of little bits and pieces to chew on for all you out there in TORY haters cyberland. All the news that's unfit to print, and then some. @ Hague's ex spin doctor, Ms Amanda Platell is set to release a video diary of the TORIES suicide march, I mean last month's election campaign. Hague and co called it dirty, underhand, totally below the belt, and so on. Well, look at the shower of shit she was surrounded with, and who is surprised if some of it rubbed off. @ Still on Ms. Platell, remember that daft stunt where Hague "bought" Ffion a pendant in the shape of a pound note? Well, Ms. Platell actually did the buying, another of her brainwaves it seems. Only, being so super intelligent and hyper-organised, she forgot to pay for it and the supplier was left having to chase her up for the cash. (Did she pay in Euros I wonder?) @ Oh, and Stirrer beat me to this one, Portaloo said "The TORIES need enormous change." How about a blindfold, a last cigarette (courtesy of Ken B.A.T.man Clarke) and a firing squad? The Blackrat will be back again soon, real soon... THAT'S NOT "NICE" JULY 6th, 2001 TORIES are now calling for the government to put the Nice Treaty to a referendum. Emboldened by their most impressive one net gain in the recent election, and perhaps the Irish voters rejection of the treaty. The treaty will allow for European enlargement, and why do we need a vote on it anyway, we just rejected the TORY shits on Europe? How many kickings do these punch drunk pugs need before they get the picture? Plenty more it seems. Also, this is yet more hypocrisy from The TORIES, they are dead against holding a referendum on the EURO, or at least that's how it seems to me. Blair said all along that he will let the public decide whether or not to join the single currency. Nobody is forcing us to join, and that was Hague's folly trying to make the election a referendum on saving the pound. Maybe that's just too much for the TORIES, they're probably shit scared that like in the poll over joining the EEC back in 1973, the British public would vote with its head rather than its nostalgic heart. In other words, TORIES are just as much a joke as ever. Just worried that when people stop laughing so hard they might not be afraid of them any more. The Blackrat will return... DOPE MAKES SENSE July 3rd 2001 (first of two stories) There's plenty of fire with this smoke. At least down in Lambeth where they are trying out a six month pilot scheme to confiscate any cannabis found on a suspect and give them only a verbal warning, takes just ten minutes rather than the ten hours or so to arrest the offending toker and haul them off to the pig pen. Some TORIES and other dopes called this back door decriminalisation of cannabis, I call it common sense. Officers in Lambeth already admitted to unofficially ignoring dope and going after Class A drugs that are the real problem. OR should I say the real problem is idiots like Anne Widebum and her Canute-like stance against what is already widely recognised - Cannabis should be either legalised fully, or decriminalised, and if it works in Lambeth, then expect to see this elsewhere. Well done to the forces of progress! The Blackrat will stop there to smoke.....a cigarillo (Sorry Mr. Blunkett, I'm not that daft) Keep reading, next story follows immedietly below... PANTOMIME ELECTION July 3rd, 2001 Bit early for panto season, but that's what we're getting courtesy of the TORIES and their laughable line up of duffers trying to climb in the coffin recently vacated by Willie 14 Pints Hague. Old Widow Twank-ey himself, Ken Clarke said " I'm not a big soft leftie. " "Oh yes you are" chimed Tinky Winky Davis and his call for lower taxes. Lower what! "Lower taxes produce higher tax takes and so more money for public services." He said. Er, I thought the TORIES were against the legalisation of hallucinogenic drugs so please tell me what this twat has been inhaling to come up with such a load of fantastic bollix! Widow Twanky Clark said he was willing to be "tough and unpopular." as leader. No worries there mate, you haven't a cat's chance in hell of making any friends around here. Meanwhile 100 defeated TORY candidates called for support for Mickey Portaloo, well after all the crap they got thrown at them on the doorsteps it seems logical they would equate this with voting for a shithead! This farce will run and run, hopefully. The Blackrat will be be back, Oh no he won't! Oh yes he will! BACKBENCH RUMBLINGS June 30th 2001, Chris Mullin just made it known he would prefer to stay off the front benches and concentrate on committee and other work. Then another backbencher, Karen Buck turned down the offer of a job as a government whip, again saying that the reason being a preferrence for committees and her obligations to her constituents. A case of "passing the buck?" Ouch! I don't think this is a bad sign, just that the backbenchers are beginning to assert themselves more, nothing wrong with that in a democracy is there? Let's hope they will force Parliament to ram through a foxhunting ban and stop any of this fiddling around with the health service just to name two issues that will be coming up presently. See you all next time, from Blackrat.. LET'S WRITE CLARKE'S FUCKING OBITUARY! June 27th, 2001 Right, let's get on with it, no more bullshit! It's going to be Portaloo or Clark K*nt, so let's start a letter writing campaign. A what? You heard me, a letter writing campaign. How many members are there on this site who can write? Hopefully the lot of you. Write letters to the editor of whatever crap (and most of them are) newspaper you read and lets stir up a hornets nest of outrage that Clark and / or Portaloo are being fobbed off as moderates. Keep it clean, (not like my shit) and polite, and tell it like it is. Let's wake up a few of the sleeping hordes who are willing to accept that one of these two goons is a moderate TORY who they can safely vote for. E mails and letters to the main newspapers....... NOW!!! The Blackrat is back in full attack mode! MORE RUBBISH TO PUT IN THE BIN June 27th, 2001 Just in case some people think I have gone totally off Labour and am supporting the Lib Dems all of a sudden, have no fear. It's the mark of a real friend when he can offer criticism and deep down both know that he has the best interests of that friend at heart. I was angry when I wrote the condemnation of the Queens Speech, but now I am really pissed off! I still back Labour, but fear their rightward drift, this could make it easier for a far right TORY party to return to power by seeming to be not all that radical. I hope I'm wrong on that one. The TORIES would be far worse than the government we have now, make no mistake about that. One thing that really fucks me off is the impression some of the media are trying to give that Ken Clarke and Portaloo are somehow moderates! If they are moderates then I'm Miss World 2002 in waiting! Where was Clarke during the Thatcher years? Right up her arse that's where. Stirrer has already covered his sins, so I won't bother to repeat the details. Clarke backs selling off the health service, he supported the Poll Tax, as did Portillo. These shit heads are only moderates in the sense that when compared to Dungheap Stiff or David Davis, they seem to be relatively unthreatening. Yeah, like a small snarling dog is less threatening than a large rabid one. Woof effing Woof! Remember the Who song well, sing it now "Won't get fooled again!!" I may have my misgivings about the Blessed Tony, but the TORIES are the real enemy. We must never let up in our criticism of these evil people. So there are five shitheads viying for the job. They are all a bunch of slime. Moderately heartless and evil, or totally so. Remember that some animals play dead, only to attack when we turn our backs on them. The Blackrat will see you soon for more TORY Bashing. (Thanks ktto for waking me up!) DUMP THEM ALL IN THE CRAPPER June 22nd, 2001 So the TORIES are trying to come up with another dummy to put in the shop window, trying to get the consumers not to fall about laughing like they did with Hague long enough to get them to buy "right" rather than at the big glitzy store across the street. Give me a break. First there's Mickey Portaloo, a right wing wolf in sheep's clothing, DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON THIS DANGEROUS BASTARD! Then who else, Iain Dungheap Stiff, who is Hague mark 2 with marginally more hair, but about as much hope of winning as I have of being crowned Miss Universe. Then what? David Davies. Didn't he use to front the Kinks. "Girl you really got me..." and all that, got me in F*cking stitches that's what! Last and probably least, Old Caretaker Ancram, Major Disaster part two perhaps? The safe pair of hands to try and handle the damaged goods that the TORY party has become. Ho Ho Ho!!! BBC survey just in showed that the TORIES are just as divided over Europe as ever. Sing, Lofty sing as WIndsor (not David) Davies used to say. "THE PARTY'S OVER," Tra la la... The Blackrat will be back on and off, but no more Mr Nice Rat... QUEEN'S SPEECHLESS June 22nd, 2001 No she ent! But I was. What the hell is Blair on? About the only radical thing in the Queen's Speech was the plan to flush out the rest of the hereditaries from the House of Lords. Good idea. But how about flushing out the heads of whoever wrote the rest of this load of bollocks. More private interferance in schools, and hospitals? Is that what the voters wanted? They can go to the TORIES for all that kind of shite! Setting up specialist schools? Didn't they use to call them Grammar Schools once? Suspicious, mighty suspicious. Foxhunting? "Let the due process of parliament take its course" or whatever she said. Didn't they do that last time, and let the bill die? If they have no intention of ending foxhunting, then at least have the gall to say so. Stop screwing with our heads to screw votes out of people who really care deeply that this foul activity should end! Licensing laws? Why did you leave the reform of the archaic rules governing pub opening times? Who in their right minds, or even the right wing TORY mindless minds could oppose this? It makes sense from whatever point of view you look at it. Ram it through, 24 hour pub opening now !!!!!!! The only other thing I am glad about is that they didn't bow to the politically correct bullshitters and bring in a tobacco ad ban. As long as MuckDonalds can target children with clowns and TV ads during children's TV time, then legislation such as this would be nothing short of utter undiluted hypocrisy. I am not very impressed. Come on you Liberal Democrats, you are the real opposition now, I will come off the fence and say it... AT THIS RATE, I WOULDN'T BE HEARTBROKEN TO SEE A LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT in 2005 ! ( It's galling to say that. I hope I'm wrong, but....) The Blackrat will return! WHAT'S IN A NAME? or THE SAME OLD SHIT in a NEW BOTTLE? June 16th, 2001 Latest load of cobblers coming out of TORY HQ is the suggestion that the party might be thinking of changing its name. Well, it's just a thought, but what's the point? Well, Labour tacked a "new" on the front and won two landslides. The BBC is having a contest to see what people reckon would be a good new name. I sent this E-mail in, I doubt they will print my suggestion.(update - they didn't, as if.) "The Tories should rename themselves "The Far Right Borderline Fascist Authoritarian anti-European Xenophobes of the World Unite Party" and thus with a far more accurate job description, they might at least stand a chance of being taken at face value." Or in other words, Fucking well forget it! The Blackrat will return to "Name and Shame" the bastards again... PORTALOO Makeover? or Rakeover? June15th 2001 Once again Mickey Portaloo is trying to re-invent himself. Is it a makeover, or a rakeover of the compost heap that the TORIES are? He tried to play at being a liberal, now he wants to be George Bush, big tent Toryism and all that twaddle. I don't see it as being any different from what happened in the US last year. An extremist playing at being a moderate centrist, elected to power by an apathetic populace and then swinging more sharply to the right than David Beckham after the ball with only two minutes to go! Unlike Beckham we must ensure that Portillo only manages to score own goals! The press seem singularly underwhelmed with him, so for the moment Tony B can count on the papers more or less backing him up. But that's no reason to get complacent. The next election will be won on this government's record, not the strengths or weaknesses of the Tory leader. I hope enough people realise that. Apathy won't cut it next time. Election Campaign 2005 Starts Today! Blackrat will be here again soon.... RIGHT, HERE GOES June 13th, 2001 No sooner does Willie the Dome go off into the sunset then the vultures circle around the TORY corpse seeing which one is going to try and revive the monster. Widebum? Don't make me laugh, better still, let's do just that, use humour to stick it to the pathetic old cow. Portaloo? Now there's a far more dangerous opponent, he looks hundreds of times more prime ministeral material than Hague the Vague ever did. If Hague was the TORIES Michael Foot, then Portaloo could be their Kinnock, or even a Blair! Unless that is, Labour goes on the offensive, force the bastard to define his terms, rake up all the dirt there is, and there's a lot, they could start with his links to the oil companies, and I don't mean the hair oil companies either! Like the Toxic President in the US of A, he is fucking sponsored by them more or less! Make him squirm over this, confront him on social issues, the environment, ask him where he learned his sums, 'cos the rubbish he dreamed up in the election didn't add up to anything but slash and burn for the public services. Don't let the bastards do a "Trojan Bush" next time and sneak in the back door dressed as caring liberal centrist sheep, only to throw off the disguise and reveal the rabid wolves underneath! The Blackrat will be back soon, you can count on that! WARNING SIGNS June 9th, 2001 One result you might have overlooked was Chesterfield, old seat of Tony Benn who retired after fifty or more years in the Houses of Parliament. The seat went to the Liberal Democrats by 47% to just 42% for Labour. (and this used to be a rock solid Labour Seat, as did Bermondsey in London.) The voters saw the Lib Dems there as being more radical than Labour perhaps. Remember I told you about the Yougov site (link on the homepage) and its left/right test? I scored 56% Lib Dem to only 32 % Labour, the Stirrer got over 60% Lib Dem. What that tells me is that unless Labour starts acting more like a party with the interests of the less well off among us, and returns to its roots next time around there could be a lot more "Chesterfields." Take it as a "Yellow Card" warning if you like Mr. Blair, but ignore it at your peril! The Blackrat will head off to the pub now, as it's 5pm, and he is mighty thirsty!
R.I.P.
HAGUE, June 9th, 2001 Well, it couldn't have happened to a nicer party. The bastards made the grand net total of one seat, but the Lib Dems not only held on, but increased their seats to 52, and in Wales, there ain't a single blue rosette monkey to be seen. In Scotland the TORY vote fell again, and they only got a single seat by default, the Scots Nats fell even further than they did. Hague is history, the baldy prat is now the backbench prat. The future Lord Slaphead, or will he go back to his 14 pints and become a "larger lord" I wonder? The fight goes on, we mustn't think the extremist bastards will just roll over and play dead for us. We need to press on. If they haven't already started, then Labour and the Lib Dems should compile a list of all TORY candidates and keep this information to send to areas where the turd is sent to stand next time, get the dirt on the bastards, stay one jump ahead! The Blackrat will be back, and don't think I am going to mellow with age!
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