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Bin Laden's Just Desserts October 11th, 2001 Right, let's take a breather from bashing the TORY slime and move over to Afghanistan. Bin Fucking Laden, you are the scum of the Earth! Wherever you stand on the New York terrorist attack or the reaction of the USA and UK, this fuckker needs to be punished. But, what to do with the bastard? That is the question. Killing him would make a martyr, putting him in prison would be inviting his cohorts to try and spring him. I have a better solution. Capture him alive, and perform a sex-change operation on the bastard, pump him so full of female hormones that his chin will be as smooth as the top of Dungheap Stiff's eggy head. Then dress him in a burkah, that's the tent like thing that the women of Afghanistan are compelled to wear. His wives would have to leave him. He'd be a divorced woman in the southern parts of Afghanistan, and force the fuck to live as a beggar woman, with no access to doctors, no books or access to learning, and no hope of anything but a life no better than an animal. Harsh? That's only what he and his sicko Taleban pals have forced on women in Afghanistan since they came to power, give the scumbag a taste of his own medicine. Oh, and he'd have to change his name from Bin Laden to... BIN - LADY! Right! Back to Kicking the TORIES!!! TORIES ARE BULLSHIT KINGS October 10th, 2001 And queens. The TORY conference offers yet more proof that there is life after brain death. The idiots have now claimed they are the party of "The Welfare Society" not "State." I recall way back that Thatcher reckoned that there was no such thing as society. Make up your tiny little fucking minds why don't you? It was the usual warmed over bucket of horse manure about not being prejudiced against private provision, and a role for the charities and voluntary groups. Yeah, like fill in the cracks with sand and stand well back before the fucker collapses on you! Oh yeah, and now they are trying to distance themselves from Thatcher, like she is "damaging the party." These revolting dinosaurs can no more distance themselves from Thatcher than they can turn turds into gold bricks. Who are they trying to get close to then, Dungheap Stiff? He is like Thatcher without the hair, just another looney right wing authoritarian trying to make out that he isn't a fascist creep and hoping against hope that he can somehow do a Burning Bush next time around and get his sorry arse elected. Well you dome headed piece of fucking slime, dream on! The Blackrat is really just warming up - later I will get just a little bit nasty! DAMIEN GREEN BULLSHIT ARTIST October 10th, 2001 Hello there ktto, I got your wake up call, and from now on it's no more Mr. Nice Rat. Right, who's next for a load of shit right in the gob? Damien Green, that's who! Just read this. At the gathering of the Land of Dopes and TORIES, this sorry sack of shit came out with the most pathetic load of cobblers that I have heard from a TORY in , oh I don't know at least two days! He is the Shadow (hopefully to remain so for fucking years) Education Secretary and he spoke at the conference in favour of faith based schools. They are to be encouraged not suspected. What the fuck does this idiot get off on, encouraging ghettos? The only way to build a multicultural society is to break down the barriers between racial and other groups, and a secular education is a cornerstone of a tolerant and secular society, which is what we are aiming to be Greenie Boy! Where do you think those fucking scumbag bastards the Taleban got their ideas from? Mickey fucking Mouse? Those were graduates from religious schools in Pakistan for the most part, and faith based schools are not the answer. A comprehensive education, with allowances for religious and dietary needs is the best way. So what is Muslim girls want to wear headscarves to class, what's the problem? I don't see one. The TORIES are a joke, send Damien off to greener pastures, and lets keep up the good work of educating people as to how fucking horrible the TORIES are, and how they will come out with any old bollocks just to get elected. Heck, maybe they are the new Liberal Party, no hope of winning so they will say whatever comes into their nasty empty little domes. Fuck you Dunghill Stiff and Damien (wasn't he the Devil's child in the OMEN?) The Blackrat will educate you some more tomorrow! ARCHIE MORON SPEAKS October 8th, 2001 Archie Norman the moron. Heard of the little pipsqueak have you? He's another TORY MP twat who wants to make a silk purse out of a mad cows ear, or a caring inclusive party out of the cesspit of racists and greedy scum that the TORIES are now and will be for the rest of time! He said "drop the intimidating dogma of Thatcherism"Further he claimed that he only went along with Hague out of duty. He reckoned part of the blame for the TORIES last slaughter was the baseball cap that Hague donned for the Notting Hill Carnival! Give me fucking strength! Now he has turned his "logic" on its head. "I like Iain," he simpered." How can he condemn Hague, then support some body who is even more right wing and cracked in the bald dome? Archie also hinted at his future : "I came into politics in the high hope of being in government...there are plenty of other things I want to do. The House of Commons only has a freehold over me." Sounds like another rat preparing to jump before the TORY carcass sinks still further into the dungheap and stiffs for all time! Hah! I really enjoyed that! The Blackrat will certainly be back! THATCHER THE IGNORANT October 8th, 2001 Just to prove that everyone with a degree isn't clever. Well, I've got a BA, and I'm a thick as pigshit! Thatcher in one of her regular geriatric pronouncements on the state of the world (inside her rapidly rotting mind) came out with "Muslim priests have not done enough to condemn the Sept 11th attacks in the USA." Doesn't the daft cow know that in Islam, they are called "clerics" or "imams" and not priests. Somebody get the elephant gun and put her out of the picture please! The Blackrat wishes Thatcher would drop dead so he can smoke his last giant Cohiba cigar that he has been saving for that glorious day! Right, here goes with a deleted story brought back for your edification! OUT FOXED THE BASTARDS AT LAST! October 8th, 2001 This is old news, but something that anyone with a heart will relish reading. I was really down at heel a couple of months ago when I assumed that the Scots Assembly would throw out the anti-foxhunting bill. The Committee narrowly voted to recommend its rejection. But the MSPs by a margin of 84 to 34 sent the fucking bastard redcoats on a one way ticket to the museum of animal cruelty. Yep, the bill passed, and now lets see if the committee has the gall to reject something that two thirds of the Parliament and nearly 3/4 of Scots voters want to flush down the crusting pipe of history. The Scots newspapers reckoned that the anti hunters made the best speeches. That isn't too surprising is it? You'd either be fucked in the head, or a cruel bastard who likes killing things for fun to support someting as vile as foxhunting.
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