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Rat Archive TORY SOCIAL MISFITS January 9th, 2002 There is not such thing as society, so said the Mad Cow way back in the 80s. So Shadow Home Sec. Ollie Wet-one now comes out with their latest preposterous load of bollocks, namely that the Tories now accept that society can play a part in shaping criminal behaviour, and yet still remain true to the TORIES emphasis on punishment. Yeah, like I can put a blowtorch to a fucking ice burg and it will still sink the Titanic? Ha fucking hah! These miserable bastards are so desperate to win back power they will say anything and everything. Even Anne Widebum said that "What he is doing, quite rightly, is putting emphasis on what has always been a policy and giving it a new look - and good luck to him." Where do these idiots get their scriptwriters from? Speaking of new looks, look at the old moo!
l “Once more into the bleach dear friends” innit? New hairstyle, same old neo-fascist cravings from the frustrated “virgin on the ridiculous!!!” Old shit in a new peroxide bottle! Oh, and back to Wet-one again. “So we have to look not for the causes of crime but it's opposite." Which is typical Tory hypocrisy. They are the cause of much of the crime with their 18 years of misrule and its emphasis on greed and privatisation. It lead to the “I’m all right and fuck the rest of you” mentality that they once held up as “enterprise culture.” (Surely an oxymoron) From the Oxy-Moronic to the simply pathetic. The Blackrat says Fuck the lot of them. The TORIES caused the malaise in society, heck - they are the malaise in society. They must never be trusted with power or responsibility again! Blues in the Red? December 29th, 2001 Well, the last dropping of this rotten year has the Tories facing financial collapse. That's according to none other than their accountants "at risk of no longer operating as a going concern."In other words, they are broke! Hah fucking hah! It's only the three million quid annual bailout "Short Money" (our tax) that the goverment wastes on opposition parties keeping the bastards afloat! So, come on Tony, apply the same market principles that the Tories trumpeted in the 80s. Namely, no government subsidies to stop bankrupt companies from going tits up! Nobody but nobody is wasting money on them now they see that the next election is all but lost again.) The Blackrat wishes you all a happy New Year, and let's keep on kicking the Tories for many more years to come. After all, don't forget they could still come back. Tony, are you listening? Cut the wasteful taxpayer's subsidy to the morally, politically and now financially bankrupt Tories NOW! Golden Ratshit Awards 2001 December 20th 2001 (steps up to the mike...ahem) Right, here goes for the bucket of rat shit in yer face if you are a TORY!
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The Don Quixote Award For the
worst performance by any op piss ition
leader in history- Who else but Willie 14 Pints Hague.
Now fuck off dweeb!