PAST STIRRINGS

AUGUST 2001  

Rants that have previously appeared in Shit Stirrer

28/08/01

THE SOUND OF JACKBOOTS

Somewhere in the distance there is a nasty, but not very loud at the moment, noise. Many of you may be wondering what it is but those of us who are in any of the many minority groups in what has, until now, been a tolerant country, are scared shitless. It is the sound of Jackboots marching.

Many readers will say to me that I am, once again, exaggerating the threat posed by the Tories, but surely the presence of Edgar Griffin within the Tory Party for 50 years, given his obnoxious views, and the fact that in the latest opinion poll (taken after the fascists expulsion) shows 74% for Iain-Dungheap Stiff in the leadership election, despite the fact that he was perfectly happy, until the situation was exposed, to have a known fascist with links to many far-right terrorist groupings helping to run his campaign proves that I have good reason to fear the Tories under the bald Hitler-lover.

It is no co-incidence that Dungheap Stiff is so friendly to these monsters because he is, after all, the heir to the Chingford Skinhead and next door to him in Romford is another extremist who goes around the streets with a fighting dog and has been known to give the Hitler salute at times.

Make no mistake about it - the Jackboots are marching, and they're getting closer.

It is the duty of every member of this site to fight the bastards in any way they can - even if it means using force because violence is often the only language these bastards understand. Be afraid, be very afraid - Iain-Dungheap Stiff is the tip of the iceberg - there are plenty more Edgar Griffins behind him - and they are ready to use violence on us.

19/08/01

A DAMNING INDICTMENT OF TORY EDUCATION POLICY

It is only now, over four years on from the glorious day when the Tory bastards were evicted from power, that we are beginning to see the true effects of the worst aspects of 18 years of Tory misrule.

Official figures out this week showed that 15% of 15-21 year olds are illiterate.

This is the worst set of figures since before World War 1. In fact in 1912 only 2% were classed as illiterate.

The most important years of education for literacy are in the primary school, and these youths were all in the primary schools under the Tories, most of them during the disatrous Thatcher years.

What a damning indictment of Tory education policy these figures are. It will be interesting to compare the figures for this Government in 15 years time. I wouldn't mind laying good money that the figure will be a great deal lower, particularly with the literacy hour now in place in schools.

There are many good reasons for despising the Tories, but the failure of education under their misrule is the greatest of all.

I was fortunate that most of my educaction was under Labour Governments.

11/08/01

A LITTLE BRIBERY GOES A LONG WAY

Especially if you are Prisoner FF8282 Archer J.

How else could the sudden transfer of the biggest thief since the Tory Party began (with the possible exception of Margaret Thatcher who syphoned off Christ knows how much taxpayers' money to her son) get a transfer from the maximum security prison at Belmarsh to the relatively cushy number at Wayland in Norfolk.

There are apparently several convicts in Belmarsh who have been waiting months to be transferred.

And yet this piece of slime who personifies the sleaze, theft, prostitution and general shit of the Tory Party can be moved in such a hurry.

Is it possible that the authorities in Belmarsh couldn't wait to be rid of this scumbag?

Did his fellow cons threaten to use their own brand of justice to deal with the moaning git?

Or was it just a case of bribery?

Talking of bribery, it looks like Prisoner FF8282 Archer J may soon have the pleasure of the company of the King of brown paper envelopes packed with £50 notes Neil Hamilton (hopefully his awful wife will share a cell with Rose West!!!!) who is facing a charge relating to perversion of a sexual matter. (Did he fancy Ann Widebum????)

11/08/01

NATIONALISTION AND THE NHS

In the best traditions of the Labour Party The Blessed Tony has enacted the nationalisation of the National Heart Hospital.

Recently I have been quick to express my fears about the possibility of the privatisation of the NHS through the back door by this Government.

I am very pleased to see that, contrary to my fears, the Government actually intend to improve the NHS.

Hopefully more private hospitals will be nationalised.

And then, perhaps, the Government can deal with the scandal of pay beds in NHS hospitals.

SAVE THE NHS - KEEP THE TORIES OUT OF POWER FOR A GENERATION!

04/08/01

WHY CAN'T THE OLD BAG KICK THE BUCKET?

While all the sycophants and the bookies will wish the Tories favourite royal (the old bag invited the Scottish Tory candidates to tea during the election) a long life despite the fact that the evil bitch has reached the age of 101 and should (if she hadn't had all the best medical treatments that privilidge and sponging off the rest of us can buy) have been worm food long ago and a distant memory, I will be hoping that the evil bitch snuffs it on her birthday.

This is the evil bitch who at every opportunity has given succour to the reactionary element in the monarchy.

This is the evil bitch who gave the outsiders who happened to have the misfortune to marry into the royal family absolute hell while trying to act the nation's favourite grandmother.

This is the evil bitch who expects the rest of us to pay her debts to the bookies.

This is the evil bitch who suggested that we should all pay for Windsor Castle to be restored, despite the fact that the royals had no insurance and they, as notional proprietors, are responsible for the upkeep.

This is the evil bitch who has cynically milked her position.

This is the evil bitch I wish was dead today.

Yet again I say it . . .

LET'S GET RID OF THE ROYALS - THEY ARE A DRAIN ON OUR FINANCES, THEY ARE AN ANACHRONISM IN THE 21st CENTURY. THEY ARE NOT NEEDED IN WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MATURE DEMOCRACY. (THE PROBLEM IS THAT A COUNTRY CAN BE A MONARCHY OR A DEMOCRACY, IT CAN'T BE BOTH.)

VIVA LA REPUBLIQUE.